quotes
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Quote of the day from prydwen 599 days old
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Funny Quote of the Day from prydwen 609 days old
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. Joan Rivers
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Quote of the day from prydwen 613 days old
From The Times first night correspondent Pete Paphides on the X Factor Live show at to O2 Arena. Rhydian Roberts was the strangest exhibit at the show. ...
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Quote of the day from prydwen 616 days old
The hardest time in a mans life is between puberty and impotence.
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George Carlin on age. from prydwen 667 days old
George Carlin's Views on Aging Sent to me by my uncle Fred. Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? ...
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Clever business signs from prydwen 693 days old
At an Optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there hungry. ...
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Quote of the night from prydwen 709 days old
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
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Quote of the night from prydwen 762 days old
From Absolutely Fabulous Edina Monsoon - "Mother are you still on the computer?" Edina's Mum - "Yes dear. Sometimes you get in a porn-loop and just ...
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Quote of the day from prydwen 768 days old
Now I'm over 50 my doctor says I should go out and get more fresh air and exercise. I said "All right, I'll drive with the car Window open" Angus Walker ...
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I'm confused from prydwen 768 days old
