Yesterday I posted about weird Phobias but I have some even dafter ones today:

Arachibutyrophobia - Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of long words.
Ithyphallophobia - Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
Paraskavedekatriaphobia - Fear of Friday the 13th.
Rhabdophobia - Fear of being severely punished or beaten by a rod, or of being severely criticized. Also fear of magic.(wand)
Teratophobia - Fear of bearing a deformed child or fear of monsters or deformed people.