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@ 01/07/2008 – 08:02:35
Police were called to an ATM in Munster Germany when a man was seen donning surgical gloves whilst using the machine. When they arrived they detained 40 year old Hans Mauer who was using the machine for the first time.
Hans told police that he had avoided using cash machines for years for fear of identity theft, but when forced to use one, had worn the gloves to make sure nobody could 'steal' his finger prints.....
QueeneMab
prydwen
Considering this countries fixation with disease in hospital I noted with interest a container of alcohol hand rub appearing next to the ATM in our local hospital foyer. Above the ATM a sign saying 'now clean you hands', think that sums it all up.
tylluanpenry
He should also have worn dark glasses to prevent anyone photographing his eyes and using that in some advanced technological identity scam....
Failing that, he should have made himself a body cover consisting of black bin liners with just a slit for his eyes and two small openings for his gloved hands.... now that would really give the police something to think about....
well... "just a slit for his eyes" is enough uncovered area for Biometric Identification System Based on Iris Analysis 
tylluanpenry
I'm glad you told me. From now on its a full brown paper bag for me, and just trust to luck for getting the numbers right on the ATM keyboard! 
and don't forget o wear gloves... AND don't keep to straight during these proceedings, slightly bend the knees as to appear smaller than you are, because they also register your height as a personal identification criterion
tylluanpenry
no wonder I'm so paranoid!
boredrich
painful isnt it
is that for real? awww blesss his little cotton socks!
and if not, I'm as gullible as they come!
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kiki2u
Clever guy eh?
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The one opposite the pub in the high street near where I live, frequently appears to have been used as a urinal by the local larger louts, hence I often feel like using gloves myself.
