Stallone, Schwarzenegger, van Damme, and Seagal are sitting in a bar discussing upcoming projects. Stallone says "why don't we do some sorta action movie about classical composers? I've always fancied playing Beethoven."
"Brilliant" says van Damme. "I'm sure I could play a mean Tchaikovsky."
Seagal nods and says "I've got Rimsky-Korsakoff down pat, guys."

Schwarzenegger finishes his beer and says...

"I'll be Bach."