- For a corpse, she was surprisingly posable.
- The flash from his golden tooth caught her eye and, hypnotized, her gaze tracked inexorably down past his necklaces of gold to the tantalizing vision of silken boxers beneath the low-slung oversized trousers; here was a man of substance and style.
- Dusk settled over the landfill like some gargantuan pair of obese buttcheeks, as Clem gloved up for another adventure-filled night of treasure hunting.
- It was a time for heroes: when boys become men and men become legend -- but only those who can say, "Thank God I got my irritable bowel syndrome under control, just in case something scary happens," because sissy pants-crappers need not apply.
- The day I woke up and looked at my new, surgically constructed genitals, I knew that old Stephanie's problems were gone for good -- but little did I know that Dr. Life was already fashioning a whole new set of troubles for Steve.
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ooh ohh I love the second one.. its perfect for a Mills and Boon
As the sunlight caught the highlights in her hair, she suddenly cried: "Nooooo! I must go bald immediately!"
oh, i suspect that didn't get regected by Britney's peeps
As the goat ambled past I was suddenly stuck by how beautiful her eyes were...
When I woke up the next morning she was lying next to me naked, teasing me with her udders, and so began the forbidden love of man and goat.