This is a Head Spa Massager
Alleviate stress, tension and help soothe that migraine with our Brain Spa Head Massager. It’s like having your very own Masseuse. for $49.95
Problem is I can't help but think that you would look like Marvin the Martian out of Duck Rogers....
Exactly! "I'm going to blow it up!" -- Marvin the Martian