Nicked from Miss Cellania
TOP 10 THINGS WE LEARNED FROM STAR TREK
TOP 10 THINGS WE LEARNED FROM STAR TREK
- There's never enough power to run away and keep your shields up at the same time.
- Women from other worlds are strangely attracted to pot-bellied ham actors.
- Asked how long to fix the warp core, overestimate the time by at least a day.
- Klingons have yet to discover Oil of Olay.
- Betazoid powers are obviously ineffective during poker games.
- All warp engines can exceed design specifications if you really need them to.
- You can find parking in San Francisco.
- Never ask an android or a Vulcan for a neck rub.
- No matter how many starships you lose as a captain, you'll be given another one.
- If Kirk, Spock, and McCoy need a fourth for a landing party, don't volunteer. You'll die! (Especially if you are wearing a red Shirt)
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In the future the human race has strangely forgotten how useful seatbelts were