10. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

9. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

8. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well

7. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' better

6. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

5. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here

4. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now

3. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

And the Number one Country Western song is. . . .

1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few