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Joke of the day
@ 06/07/2008 – 18:32:57
I asked my mate the other day, "what would you do if you knew the world was going to end in the next hour?"
He said, "I'd run around and f#@k everything that moved, what would you do?"
I looked him straight in the eye and said, "I would stand very, very still." -
Pillock
@ 05/07/2008 – 18:24:53
Tonight my wife called little girl a 'pillock', for which she apologised. This lead to us looking up the word origin considering it is now a term for someone 'a bit lacking in cerebral understanding'.
I was quite surprised to found it was an Old English word bought back into use through 'Till Death us do Part'. The actual word has its roots in the Norwegian; 'pill' and/or Danish; 'piller', meaning penis combined with the Southern English slang word 'cock', also meaning penis which comes from German.
We were all surprised, there was me thinking is was a small fish....
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Bangers and mash
@ 05/07/2008 – 18:14:55
Tonight we got tea out of the way quick for Doctor Who.
As it is a family favourite for a Saturday we had sausages and mash, and to push the boat out this week we had 'Morrisons' Best' pork with basil, sundried tomatoes, garlic and black olive. I can really recommend these as really scrummy.
