by prydwen
@ 28/08/2006 - 09:53:37
- 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
- Having sex in a single bed is absurd.
- You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
- Your fantasies of having sex with three women with lesbian tendencies are replaced by fantasies of having sex with anyone at all.
- You don't volunteer for clinical trials at the local hospital.
- You know all of the people sleeping in your house.
- You carry an umbrella.
- You don't get drunk at home, to save money, before going to a club.
- Breaking the law means doing 40 in a 30 zone.
- You don’t find a "dump" left in the toilet hysterically funny anymore.
- You don't have mice living in your kitchen.
- Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
- You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
- Your friends marry and divorce instead of get together and break-up.
- You go to the pharmacy for Asprin and antacids, not Condoms and pregnancy test kits.
- A £2.50 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
- You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the music.
- You get out of bed in the morning even if it's raining.
- Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
- You always know where you are when you wake up.
- Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
- You feed your dog Chum instead of McDonald"s.
- You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
- You can remember the name of the person you wake up next to.
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2006-08-28 @ 10:01