* Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
* Light travels faster than sound: Is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
* If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
* Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
* Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
* Why do people without a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is, and why do you ask someone without a watch what time it is?
* Why is the alphabet in that order?
* If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backwards, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
* What would a chair look like if our knees bent the other way?
* If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
* Do fish get cramps after eating?
* Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
* Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
* If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
* Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
* How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
* Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but washing-up liquid contains real lemons?
* Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
* Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
* Would Roman paramedics have refered to IV's as "4's"?
* What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
* Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?