- Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
- Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
- If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
- When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
- If cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
- Whats the abbreveviation for the word abbreviation?
- If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
- What do you do when you discover an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
- Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
- Is it possible to be totally partial?
- What's another word for thesaurus?
- When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
- Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
- Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
- Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
- When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
- Why do they call it a TV set when you get only one?
- Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
- If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
- What was the best thing before sliced bread?
- What do chickens think we taste like?
- What do people in China call their good plates?
- You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
- If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
- If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
- If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
- What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
- If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?