Wulfweard the White

UK councils please take note.

FRANKFORT, Ky.

A spokeswoman for Kentucky Gov. Steve Beshear says he's calling the tree on the Capitol's front lawn a "Christmas" tree this holiday season.

A statement from the administration last week sparked Christmas consternation by referring to the yet-to-be-chosen evergreen as a "holiday" tree. Some Christians were perturbed by the terminology.

Spokeswoman Kerri Richardson says the administration received a steady stream of e-mails and phone calls about the "holiday" tree. She says it's always been a Christmas tree to the governor, and it will be this year, too.

The governor is inviting critics of the "Christmas" tree to a lighting ceremony Nov. 30.

When will this man get a reality check, smell the coffee and realise that he is either tone death, or the biggest bullshitter in the world....

Louis the louse should bow out of this competition at the end of this year and never come back again.

Will someone out there please put John and Edward out of their misery (and mine)....

Lord Stevenson, former chairman, HBOS Bank
Andy Hornby, former CEO, HBOS Bank
Sir Fred Goodwin, former CEO, RBS Bank
Sir Tom McKillup, former chairman, RBS Bank
John McFall MP, chairman, Treasury Select Committee
Alistair Darling, Chancellor of the Exchequer
Sir Terry Wogan, presenter of the BBC Radio 2 Breakfast Show

It's Terry Wogan, the only one with a banking qualification.

1. With Friday the 13th on the horizon, do you have any superstitions?
I will not walk under ladders and hate seeing a single magpie.

2. Have you any phobias?
Still have a fear of heights.

3. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes I am sure that some residue of our existance remains once we die.

4. Do you believe in UFO's?
There are too many unexplained instances for me to say no.

5. If you could reincarnate, what would you come back as?
Hard question, I could be really crude, but no I think it would have to be a tortoise on the Galapagos Islands.

6. Do you believe in past lives?
I have flashbacks of the English Civil War and I am sure I was once a Roundhead.

7. Have you a lucky number?
Yes, 8

8. Have you ever had your fortune told?
Only by Taro cards never by a medium.

9. Do you believe in Karma?
Yes, positivity seems to bring more of the same to me.

10. Has conventional religion had it's day?
I would say that it has lost its way and needs to get back to basics.

If you got to swim in shit, keep your chin up.

'Viagra' is now available in powder form for your tea.

It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft..

Anybody out there think that Sat Navs are the worst techology ever? Having to listen to inane interjections from some plumy voice, that seems to sound smug when you miss the turning, must add to in car rage and frustration. I am glad that Jeremy Clarkson has the same opinion takeing into account this quote of his.

"Everyone can navigate by instinct and if you can't, there's something wrong with you and you should be in prison. The only people who can't navigate instinctively are women and anyone trying to find Malpensa airport in Milan."